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Home Cooking by John T. Baker |
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I little care now what I eat, Most any fare will do, But certain dishes I delete; Just let me list a few. I'm not too fond of fish and cheese, Sweetbreads I rarely touch; No fancy vittles, if you please, Like truffles, quiche and such. Lasagna I can live without, I can't stand herbal tea, And sushi I am not about To put inside of me. Too spicy Oriental food I readily bypass; For oysters I'm not in the mood, Cucumbers give me gas. Sometimes what pleasures other folks Are things from which I flee; For instance, figs and artichokes -- Anathema to me! Hot dogs don't tempt me on the grill, Burritos give me fits . . . But I just never get my fill Of good old Southern grits. |
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