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What's in and What's Out
for 2003

by the Phantom

I didn't do this list last year because life just seemed too darned depressing. So we'll try it again for the upcoming year. I just looked at the 2001 forecast and found that what was IN that year is still in two years later! Hmm. But that figures, since the Phantom's view from the Rose Garden hasn't changed much either. If you've got 'a good one' to add, let me know! editor@clevermag.com

 

What's Out

2002
Job security
401Ks
Mall shopping

Rosie
Dusty
Martha Stewart

Hormone replacement therapy
HMOs

Scruffy-looking clothes

Harry Potter Books
Friends

European vacations

Real Christmas trees

Peace

What's In

2003
Unemployment checks
201Ks
Thrift shopping

Dr. Phil
Felipe
HGTV

night sweats
herbal tea

the clean cut look

Harry Potter Movies
Survivor

Road trips

the fake ones

War

                                                                           

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