An Astrological Personality Chart
(received as an anonymous
email)
If you believe that:
-our personalities develop according to the month in which we are born,
and
-there are only 12 basic personality types
-then this is the theory for you!
(You can throw out all that
sociological stuff about culture, values, parenting, education, genetics,
sibling rivalry, birth order and social class!)
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Another weighty subject!
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According to the email, all you have to do to understand your pals,
relatives, loved ones, boss, irritating next-door neighbor, whoever -- is
to just find out when they were born, and then check this handy chart
which will give you great insight into their personality or character or
whatever. See how simple life really is!
JANUARY: Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught.
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize.
Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has
deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or
tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but
prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves
children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very
Stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Temperamental. Quiet, shy
and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom.
Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily
hurt. Showing anger easily. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making
friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing
dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Learns to
show emotions
MARCH: Attractive personality. Affectionate. Shy and reserved.
Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace
and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses
others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling.
Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors.
Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and
fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional.
Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others.
Sickness usually of the head and chest.
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated.
Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep
feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no
motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and
neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature
and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having
many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite
and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating,
tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and
humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show
character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily
bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.
Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be
understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has
reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings.
Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and
unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not
revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and
unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and
forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally.
Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through
observations. Hard working. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be
alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be
quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not
aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems.
Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and
fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others.
Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for
praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked.
Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent
thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the
arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against
illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring.
Loves to make friends
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized.
Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic.
Concerned and detailed. Likes to point out other people's mistakes. Must
control oneself when criticizing. Trustworthy, loyal and honest. Does work
well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking, generous. Good memory. Clever
and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to motivate oneself.
Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and
traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very
choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves him. Loves to takes
things at the center. Attractive and suave. Inner and physical beauty.
Does not lie or pretend. Sympathetic. Treats friends importantly. Always
making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated.
Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong
clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Soft-spoken,
loving and caring Romantic. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned.
Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily
loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward.
Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong
clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive.
Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less
talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and
hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give
up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks
differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not
appreciate praise. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and
emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High
abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control
emotions. Unpredictable
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Active in games and
interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations.
Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves
to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered.
Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates
restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
PS: The Phantom thinks that we could just mix up
and relabel the months and find characteristics for anyone in every month!
Ph-tooey!
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