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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each
year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,
usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their
antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass
man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get
lost.
If you see a fat man ...
Who's jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and
a red flannel suit,
And if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
While flying around
in a miniature sleigh,
With eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
Then let's face it…
Your eggnog's too strong!
Merry Christmas and a Happy 2OO9
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