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Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even use it in the food.
When it hits, the fan never distributes it evenly.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?
If the shoes fit, buy them in every color.
If you are too open-minded, your brains could fall out.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle-age: This is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of
the waist change places.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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