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Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2011
My Wish for You
in 2011
May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your
lips!
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy
May the problems you had, forget your home address!
In simple words...
May 2011 be the best year of
your life!
Have a
Happy New Year!
New Year Wishes for You:
1st. May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your
gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the
IRS.
2nd. May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
3rd. May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food better,
the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more
fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
4th. May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be
blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
5th. May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program you
have been watching, and may your check book and your budget balance - and
include generous amounts for charity.
Lastly.. May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary,
your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.
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