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Flash Experience

by Robert Hanshew

Hey! Lady!

   
        
“Well, my first time was in front of two old ladies walking down the street. They were shocked at first, then they seemed to enjoy it. With experience, my confidence grew, and I started to branch out, so to speak. Sporting events were the next logical target. Football and tennis were fair game. To do it there, though, well, it lacked originality. I searched inside to be innovative. Would a rock gig be good?  Would a trip to the visiting Queen be worthy of inspiration? After researching these particular ways, I concluded that every way had been done before, maybe even better than if I would have tried. Suddenly, a light shone down upon me from upon high. A great idea flashing like Broadway Neon. I would try to do it on live TV. To say the least, I was extremely successful. It could be said that I am now a household name. To this date, I have appeared over 10 times in various guises and disguises,” the job applicant proudly stated.

            “Sir, graduating from MIT in web design is very impressive. Not many applicants have also your further design qualification. Unfortunately, your flash experience is not the flash experience we are looking for,” the interviewer replied.


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