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Couples: Rules to live by
from the Phantom's postcard collection



#1: Don't pout, and don't turn your back on your Honey-bun.


#2 Listen to Papa Bear but always do what Mama says.


#3 Get dressed up, go to the park, find a comfy bench
and talk to each other.


#4 Do like the Hawaiian Nenes and mate for life.


#5 Have breakfast in bed occasionally. Mushrooms optional.


#6 Horse around.


#7 Self explanatory.


#8 Play by the rules and grow old together.
 

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