Clever Magazine, Spr '08 " Couples: rules to live by " (www.clevermag.com)

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Couples: Rules to live by
from the Phantom's postcard collection

#1: Don't pout, and don't turn your back on your Honey-bun.

#2 Listen to Papa Bear but always do what Mama says.

#3 Get dressed up, go to the park, find a comfy bench
and talk to each other.

#4 Do like the Hawaiian Nenes and mate for life.

#5 Have breakfast in bed occasionally. Mushrooms optional.

#6 Horse around.

#7 Self explanatory.

#8 Play by the rules and grow old together.

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