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Couples: Rules to live by
from the Phantom's postcard collection



#1: Don't pout, and don't turn your back on your Honey-bun.


#2 Listen to Papa Bear but always do what Mama says.


#3 Get dressed up, go to the park, find a comfy bench
and talk to each other.


#4 Do like the Hawaiian Nenes and mate for life.


#5 Have breakfast in bed occasionally. Mushrooms optional.


#6 Horse around.


#7 Self explanatory.


#8 Play by the rules and grow old together.

 

Please join the Phantom  as our virtual tour of the US continues. So far, our tour includes the following states:

California, Oregon, Washington,
Alaska, Hawaii
, Montana, Idaho, & Arizona, Canyon Country, Texas, and Massachusetts.

Stay with us as we visit all of the United States, 
and who knows where next...

American Black Bear Postcards
Backs of the postcards
Couples: rules to live by

Dangerous postcard animals
Driving the I-95  (text by Johnna Kaplan)
Old Hawaii
Old Motels

Other People's Vacations
Postcard recipes
Side trip to Europe!
Spring in the Desert
Ugly Postcard Tour
Where My Friends Went, part 2
World Tour
The 50 State Vacation




Diannek, clevermag's editor, 
is affectionately known as
the Phantom to friends and family.

 
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