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From Tom, who should know better!
Sometimes when things are a little stressful, maybe
some silliness will help. Say that maybe you need to blame somebody for
something and can't think of the perfect victim. Make up a name! Directions: To construct your new name, use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: |
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a=poopsie b=lumpy c=buttercup d=gidget e=crusty f=greasy g=fluffy h=cheeseball i=chim-chim j=stinky k=flunky l=booger m=pinky |
n=zippy o=goober p=doofus q=slimy r=loopy s=snotty t=tulefel u=dorkey v=squeezit w=oprah x=skipper y=dinky z=zsa=zsa. |
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Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: |
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a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana |
n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker |
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Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: |
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a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie |
n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice |
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Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. Put more laughter in your life! Isn't this fun? Signed: Poopsie Bubbleshorts PS: This would make a wonderfully unpredictable code for the CIA. Pass it on. |
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