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Paul, Marilyn and Richie

by Martin Green 

Hi Paul


Paul:  the party was in the basement of my cousin Ben’s house in Brooklyn.  Ben had just passed his bar exam and was celebrating. It was crowded with young people, most in their 20s, maybe a few oldsters in their 30s.  Everyone was talking about how well they were doing as lawyers, doctors, in advertising or on Wall Street.  When I was asked what I did and said I was an accountant, the other person immediately lost interest and went off in search of bigger fish elsewhere.

One guy in particular, holding court in the middle of the base ment, was bragging about the millions he was making.  His name was Richie Something and I think he was an investment banker. He was a big blond guy, good-looking, I suppose, and he seemed to have all the girls spellbound, particularly one tall curvaceous redhead who hung on his every word.  I’d noticed the girl he’d come with, a pretty brunette with a nice smile.   She detached herself from Richie’s audience and came over to the drinks table where I was standing.  Maybe she’d heard all of Richie’s boasts before.

I asked her if I could get her some thing and she said, Yes, a gin and tonic.  I mixed one as best I could, probably putting in too much gin. We introduced ourselves. I told her I was Ben’s cousin.  We talked  a little. I found out she worked in an ad agency and knew Ben from college.  I was tempted to ask her for her phone number and tried to get up the courage to do it. But she was too pretty and besides, she was Richie's date.  Then, before I could say anything, Richie came over to claim her and she was gone. But when the party was over I did ask Ben if he knew her number and he gave it to me .

Marilyn:  I like Ben and was glad he’d passed his bar exam but his party was pretty boring, the same old people bragging about how well they were doing. I think the only reason Richie wanted to go was so he could tell everyone about his latest coups on Wall Street.  I’d been seeing Richie for a few months and had been attracted by his confidence and air of success. But lately I’d been getting tired of his need to let everyone know how great he was. I met Ben’s cousin Paul at the party.  He was cute and I think he wanted to ask me for my number but was too shy. The day after the party I called Ben to thank him and congratulate him again. I mentioned his cousin and he told me he’d given Paul my number.  I wonder if he’ll call.      

Paul:  I carried Marilyn’s phone number around for a couple of weeks, telling myself I’d call her. But then I’d re member that she was Richie’s date. The guy was blond and handsome and making millions of bucks.  Why should she want to go out with someone like me ? Even if she got tired of Richie, she was so pretty she could get any other guy she wanted.

Then one day when I left my office to go for lunch, there she was, coming up the steps toward me.  “Marilyn,” I said,  “it’s me, Paul.  I don’t know if you remember.  We met at my cousin Ben’s party.”

“Oh, yes,” she said. “I remember.” It turned out her advertising agency was just a few blocks away. She said she was delivering some thing to a magazine that had its office in my building. I took a deep breath, then asked if she could have lunch with me. “Sure,” she said, “I can deliver this later.” I knew of a good place where the managers of my company went and took her there.  We talked, telling each other all about ourselves.  I found out that Marilyn wanted to be a teacher.  She loved children.  Before we knew it, we’d been there almost three hours. “I have to get back,” I said. My boss bawled me out but it was worth it.  I had a date with Marilyn for the weekend.

Marilyn: I kept waiting for Paul to call me . Finally I called Ben. He told me how shy Paul was. I found out where Paul worked -- luckily, not too far away from my office.  The next day I waited outside his building at lunch time and when I saw him coming out I almost ran into him to make sure he saw me. He took me to lunch and we talked for hours. I’m seeing him next weekend.  I’ll tell Richie that it’s over. I’m sure he’ll be much too absorbed in all the money he’s making to be too hurt about it.  I’m going to marry Paul.

Richie:  I couldn’t believe it.  Marilyn has dumped me.  She must be crazy. Well, there are lots of other fish in the sea.  Besides, she wasn’t that great.  She has a good job in an ad agency but wants to be a teacher.  I called the redhead I met at that party last month and I’m taking her out tonight.  She’s really hot.  So all’s well that ends well.  


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