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For Sale:
one wedding dress

by Louisa Howerow

beaded

Louisa Howerow writes prose and poetry. Her latest work can be found in Write Side Up, Bent Pin and LitBits. She has never stood anyone up at the alter or been stood up.

For Sale:  Beaded Cinderella Wedding Dress,  $750 . . .

On the sixth day Vie finished beading the bodice of her wedding dress. On the seventh day, she and Jake bought matching wedding bands at Gold for Less. 

On the eighth day, Jake said he'd been thinking things over.

"We've had it good, you and me," he said.

"Better than most." Vie licked her fork. She was testing out a chocolate cake for the wedding.

"We don't want to spoil what we got now, do we."

"No one's spoiling anything." She held out a plate to Jake. "Tell me what you think."

"I'm trying to, darling. I'm trying."

On the evening of the eighth day, Vie ate the rest of the chocolate cake. She stared at the beads she had sewn on her wedding dress, counted each one. In the morning she called Jake. "You're going through with it. Hear me."

Jake who was exhausted from his one attempt at rebellion, quietly said, "If that's what you want, darling."

The day of the wedding Jake stood at the alter, waited for Vie to walk down the aisle. The day of the wedding Vie was at a beach resort in the Virgin Islands getting her toenails painted.


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