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Wildlife whispers...

Animal Tips for the New Year


If dogs were teachers, you would learn stuff like:
(an anonymous email!)


-When a loved one comes home, always run to greet them.
-Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
-Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
-When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
-Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
-Take naps.
-Stretch before rising.
-Run, romp, and play daily.
-Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
-Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
-On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
-On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
-When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire
body.
-No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout, run right back and make friends.
-Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
-Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
-Stop when you have had enough.
-Be loyal.
-Never pretend to be something you're not.
-When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
-And finally, never trust anyone until you smell their butt.


From the Humane Society 
of the United States: 
7 steps to a happier pet

  1. Make sure your pet wears an identification tag to enable him or her to be returned to you if lost.
  2. To prevent destructive animal behavioral problems, make sure you enroll your new puppy or dog in behavioral training classes.
  3. Animal behavioral problems can be health related. Make sure your pet has a complete medical exam by a veterinarian at least once a year.
  4. Prepare for disasters. Make sure you have a plan for your pet in the event of a hurricane, tornado, fire or flood.
  5. Plan for you pet’s future in case something happens to you.
  6. Learn how to avoid dog bites, and how to prevent your dog from biting.
  7. Have a heart, be smart and make sure your pet is spayed or neutered.

Why not start the New Year with a visit to your local animal shelter. Pick out a new best friend. You won't regret it!


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