Clever: The Ezine for the Neglected Demographic

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This Quarter's Featured Articles: News! Update from Jill on Moon Bears
I Had No Idea, by Brittany Clark and China animal rescues
You Met Where? by Terri Coffman
Dangerous Liaison, by Bill Freeland
Hypochondria: what if...? by Danielle Ginsburg
Closet of Mirrors, by Brian Warfield
Newbie, by Mark Weakland
The Jellyfish Horse, by Kajsa Wiberg

Miscellaneous:
Couples: rules to live by, from the Phantom's postcard collection
Reading other people's mail, by Diannek
More Relationship Jokes
Movie Reviews Find out what the Phantom thought of "No Country for Old Men"

In Bed with the Phantom -- find out what the Phantom is reading now

Here's the Irish Humor, mostly recycled from past issues, but still amusing, right?
Here's another addition to our growing Pearly Gates joke collection

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Archives:
Art exhibits, artists and their work
Book Reports, book awards, book collecting...
Essays, the best of previous issues
Fiction, hopes, dreams, falsehoods & mysteries
Gardens are our passion
Investigations, lion statues and other extremely important research
Nature stories, saving the environment one small step at a time
Pet Pages, lots of heavy petting going on
Poetry, take your medicine, read a few, you
might like them
Travel Essays, armchair travel at its finest

The Humor Archives, or look at the following:
Relationship, senior and southern humor
Pearly gates and regional humor
One-liners

The Phantom's Page: here's the editor's stuff
The Celebrity Page: whenever we feel like congratulating somebody for something special, you'll find it on this page. Check it out.

Ongoing collections:
Clever Cooks, here it is, our recipe collection
Movie Archive: A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z
The Clever Lists, we love lists

Departments:
Our bookstore: bookclub reading list!
Publishing Guidelines, want to get your piece published? Read this first.
Contributors' Archive
the alpha list: A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z
About Clever, maybe more than you want to know

Reader Responses, fire off an email and let us know what you think, we'll publish it here
A Message from the Editor: occasionally the editor spouts off about something
Want to Subscribe to Clever? We'll put you on our mailing list and you'll hear from us once in a while (no advertising, we promise!)
The Clever archive of past issue Cover Art.

Wanna check out the Phantom's Blog?

The theme for our next issue is...
relationship problems!
Summer vacations:
where are you going or
where have you been (all my life)?