Clever Magazine
The ezine for the neglected demographic!
 Summer 2019

"Going to the dogs..."

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A Message from the Editor
Book Reviews
: In Bed with the Phantom

Editor's choice: from the archives
Ground Hog: an almost true story, by Laura Toffenetti


Fiction and essays:
A Day Like any Other, by Susan P. Blevins
Parthian Shot,
by Susan P. Blevins
Nobody move but me! by Ken Carlson
My Fallen Angel, by Walter F. Giersbach
Appendix A, by Tiffany Renee Harmon
One Sick Momma, by Michelle Lindsey
Power Heels, by Laura McGinnis
Encounter on the Asphalt, by William Metcalfe
Peter Dowd, by Fred Vogel
Routines, by Fred Vogel

Animal stories (mostly dogs!):
Stone Cliff: Accidental Rescue Farm, by Madonna Dries Christensen
Holy Cow, by Bill Diamond
Almost Human, by
Barbara Rady Kazdan
Arthurís New Beginning, by Annette Edwards-Hill
The Burglar and the Dog, by Bill Metcalfe
The House Finch,
by Bonnie Wilkins Overcott
The Neighbor's Dogs, by John Sheirer

Encore! our most-read stories from the last issue:
The Jarvis Place, by Patricia Crandall
Uncle Pringle and the Sexual Accuser, by Martin Green
The Box, by Pamela June Kimmell
The Chasm
, a cheeky little potboiler by Dianne Kochenburg
Cat and Mouse Games, by Ben Nardolilli

The funny stuff: from the archives
The Tibetan personality test -- an oldie that still attracts lots of readers. Go figure.
Idiotic pet jokes

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Archives:
Investigations, our extremely important research
Nature stories
, saving the environment one small step at a time
Travel Essays, armchair travel at its finest

Humor Archives, or look at the following:
Relationship, senior and southern humor
Pearly gates and regional humor
One-liners

The Phantom's Page: here's the editor's stuff

Ongoing collections:
Clever Cooks, here it is, our recipe collection

Movie Review Archive:
A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z


Departments:
Publishing Guidelines, want to get your piece published? Read this first.
About Clever, maybe more than you want to know
A Message from the Editor: occasionally the editor spouts off about something
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