Clever Magazine
The ezine for the neglected demographic!
Summer 2018

"Secret Writing"

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A Message from the Editor
Book Reviews
: In Bed with the Phantom

Dictionaries! endangered species, by Dianne K.
Good-bye Sugar, by Dianne K.

Yosemite: always beautiful,
by Dianne K

Featured Fiction:
The Assassination, by Martin Green (with a few edits from Diannek, the editor)

Essays and Short Fiction:
Genie, by Maryetta Ackenbom
Rosalie Un-shops, by Steve Carr
Stamp Collecting For a Special Purpose, by Madonna Dries Christensen
The Color of a Faux Pas, by J. G. Follansbee
First Impressions Are Made with Super Glue, by Dr. Antonio Graceffo
Self Driving Test, by Dave Gregory
The Good-bye Gift, by Lina Rehal

Wave to the Traffic,
by Lina Rehal
The Big Tent,
by Gerald Roberts
Planned Friends, by Fred Vogel
Post Office, by Fred Vogel
Joe the Gardener, by Fred Vogel
The Fish Bowl, by Zaphra Reskakis

Encore! our most-read stories from the last issue:
Death at the Wire, by William Metcalfe
In the Cards, by Lina Rehal
Lobo, by Nicholas Campanella
The Picture, by Jack Coey

Anonymous Man, by Wayne Scheer

New Publications:
Patrick Parr's new book, The Seminarian

The funny stuff:
(Here's some old stuff you might like seeing again)
Animal nightmares, Funny Animals, Organize your cats, Duck herding, Idiotic pet jokes,
Animal therapy

Wanna read the editor's stuff?
 

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Archives:
Investigations, our extremely important research
Nature stories
, saving the environment one small step at a time
Travel Essays, armchair travel at its finest

Humor Archives, or look at the following:
Relationship, senior and southern humor
Pearly gates and regional humor
One-liners

The Phantom's Page: here's the editor's stuff

Ongoing collections:
Clever Cooks, here it is, our recipe collection

Movie Review Archive:
A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S,
T-Z

Departments:
Publishing Guidelines, want to get your piece published? Read this first.
About Clever, maybe more than you want to know
A Message from the Editor: occasionally the editor spouts off about something

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