Clever: The Ezine for the Neglected Demographic

Clever Magazine
The ezine for the neglected demographic!
Spring 2013
"Quit Raining on my Parade"

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A Note from the Editor
The Spam File, by Dianne K.
Speaking of Rain, by Dianne Kochenburg

Short Fiction and essays:
Broadus, by Phillip Ghee
Petite-Canada, the Eleventh Province, by Hugo Glin
Size Matters, by Hugo Glin
The Planet Washington, by Martin Green
Love, Barbeque, and Food Safety, by Kip Hanson
Compulsion, by Richard Hartwell
Beauty School Drop Out, by Ann K. Howley
Ever Ready, by Michael C. Keith
Photography – Then and Now, by Lina Rehal
After the Storm, by Erick Zeidenberg
The Simple Pineapple, Author unknown

Travel:
Touring Cuba: for better or worse, by Fred Steinberg

Humor:
Let's not be forgettin' March the 17th. Happy St. Paddy's Day!
Six Sex Affairs, from Burton Wolfe's Journal

Nature:
The Stray Cat, by Dee Walmsley, Clever's Nature writer

Videos!
world history in two minutes: http://marcbrecy.perso.neuf.fr/history.html
Adorable animals: http://www.flixxy.com/cute-and-adorable-animals.htm#.USzjp2dj3h0
Sidewalk Beethoven: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=GBaHPND2QJg&feature=youtu.be
If animals ate at McDonalds: http://youtu.be/F99faLJYpo8

Miscellaneous:
Book Reviews: In Bed with the Phantom: updated!
Movie Reviews: nearly all of the Oscar nominated films
Wanna read the editor's stuff?

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Archives:
Art exhibits, artists and their work
Book Reports, book awards, book collecting...
Essays, the best of previous issues
Fiction, hopes, dreams, falsehoods & mysteries
Gardens are our passion
Investigations, lion statues and other extremely important research
Nature stories, saving the environment one small step at a time
Pet Pages, lots of heavy petting going on
Travel Essays, armchair travel at its finest

Humor Archives, or look at the following:
Relationship, senior and southern humor
Pearly gates and regional humor
One-liners

The Phantom's Page: here's the editor's stuff

Ongoing collections:
Clever Cooks, here it is, our recipe collection

Movie Review Archive:
A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z
The Clever Lists, we love lists

Departments:
Our bookstore: book awards, lists
Publishing Guidelines, want to get your piece published? Read this first.
Contributors' Archive
the alpha list: A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z
About Clever, maybe more than you want to know

Reader Responses, fire off an email and let us know what you think, we'll publish it here
A Message from the Editor: occasionally the editor spouts off about something
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The Clever archive of past issue Cover Art.

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suspend our disbelief and make us weep with joy. We will
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